Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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