Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Still dying that you shit outside
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
