I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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