spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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