BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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