My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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