So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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