love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Randomize
