I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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