just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
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You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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