He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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