Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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