Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
jump out the window naked night went bad
please don't ironically join a cult
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