just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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