absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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