is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
so let's talk penis.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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