He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
