Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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