What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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