did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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