that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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