Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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