So drunk its hurt
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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