He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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