none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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