I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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