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Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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