he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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