I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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