He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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