They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
