Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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