Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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