yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize