Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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