This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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