I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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