so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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