Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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