everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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