maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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