is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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