Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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