found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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