Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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