Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
i need some magic done to my vagina
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
All the doctor said was why
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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