So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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