Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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