Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
There r osticjed everywhere
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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