how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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