words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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