just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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