You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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