are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Houston, we have a squirter
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Don't tell me you're on acid again
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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