i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
And then my night got REAL pukey
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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