Where did you get a picture of my penis
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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